Stand-up Harriet Kemsley offers Portsmouth date with her show Honeysuckle Island

Spokeswoman Nancy Fofana said: “Tackling subjects such as her youth and new-mum life, fears for the environment and the beauty industry's effects on young women, Harriet's show is a joyous look into her life past and present. Fed up with being told how to look and behave since she was a teenager, Harriet is taking a long hard squint at the beauty industry through her two remaining false eye lashes. She channels her personal experiences into this hilarious show, sharing anecdotes and jokes on the vicious cycle of beauty enhancement.

“When she was 11 Harriet designed a dream holiday destination called Honeysuckle Island. It had waterfalls and ziplines, wild animals and everything a preteen could ever wish for. And on rediscovering her design last year Harriet spotted that she’d also included a cellulite machine.