This ‘old fogey’ is up for the job

REGARDING an old fogey Police and Crime Comissioner representative, I am quite prepared to apply for an unelected post as a spokesperson for pensioners in Sussex. My credentials are impeccable as I am over 60, only a little overweight, possess a comb, am passed bimbo capability, and have never twittered. £15,000 pa will do nicely.

PENNY BEALE

Croft Road