We don’t have many bins for doggie poo,
Picking it up and taking it home is up to you.
Mr of Mrs Dalziel, you are invited to come here and talk,
But when you do, watch where you walk.
If you walk around here with a bag in your hand,
We would let you know we think it is grand.
Because Hastings is giving us a lovely new pier,
There is no money left for bins, I must shed a tear.
We don’t put out water for dogs when it’s hot,
And we haven’t trained our dogs to use a potty pot.
Keep your dog on a lead, it’s not very kind
But let them run and you will be fine
Come back to Hastings and try us again,
Come when it’s sunny and not in the rain.
Then the streets will be dog poo free,
I pick up mine, it’s not me!
Mavis Steele (Nanny Gee)
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