I had a dream

I WAS absolutely delighted when my fellow pensioners voted to give me a couple of extra thousand pounds a year plus a few hundred for themselves.

This would bring me to within £17,000 of the proposed benefit cap for those who are to receive it.

This should make my life a lot easier from now on. Then suddenly I woke up from my dream, to my horror I did not work for Hastings Borough Council. What a shame.


Harold Road