IF OUR roadworks planners are ever out of work, they could easily get jobs as video games inventors as they have had plenty of experience in Hastings.
They should take out a patent on their current game - Guess Where The Next Roadsworks Will Appear. It makes life very interesting driving in Hastings and knowing which road has the next planned works.
In fact perhaps they could all get together and even plan properly. Doesn’t the county council check on these works and try to work out some co-ordination, or doesn’t it care? Because the people who elected them do.