I READ Richard Borley’s letter (Observer Sept 9) and it made me smile.
However, here’s my story: I am a first-aider on the night shift at one of the local supermarkets. Just before the start of my shift, a lady fell in the car park, grazing her knee as I was entering the store.
I put down my lunchbox, fixed her up, reached for my box and, you’ve guessed, someone had stolen it. Unbelievable!